So...My brother read a quiz/questionarre that I did on facebook, and completely flipped his lid. One of the questions was "What is your biggest secret."
I thought to myself, "Hmm...Alex, what IS your biggest secret?" So I put down in answer:
"I'm not really a virgin."

And thus the firestorm started.

Get an angry voicemail saying "WHAT THE FUCK! YOU HAD SEX!? WHY DIDN'T YOU FUCKING TELL ME! CALL ME BACK BITCH!" That's the response I get from my brother.

While I listened to this voicemail, I was sitting beside a friend, and she heard it. She started laughing her ass off.
So I call Cam. He starts freaking out. Bridget (The friend) hears him asking who I had sex with, and yells into the phone "ALEX! Are you CHEATING ON ME!" Cam starts freaking out cause he could hear her. He starts threatening to whoop my ass and such.

For the record, If she and I were dating, there is no way I would ever cheat. Not that I would to begin with, but fuck.

Another friend, Jenna had walked outside, and Bridget yelled that I had had sex. After about 20minutes of trying to convince her that I have never had sex, she gives me a look, girls you know what kind of look, and says: "1, I don't believe that you are still a virgin. 2. I'll be very disappointed if you are, in fact a virgin."

While my only defenses to the repeat questions of "Why haven't you had sex yet?" are, "Don't care." "Never got a chance in highschool." and "Don't care."
Apparently those are bad reasons.

On the other hand, one of my best friends' who lives in Edmonton, keeps telling me that "sex is evil!" "Sex is very, very painful Alex." And a couple other fairly good lines.

Now who am I supposed to believe? Two girls? or one of my best friends? Besides...Girls have cooties.

Alex out.

Ps. I wanted to change the mood, but it won't load so.